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(tune is "Heard It Through The Grapevine")
I'll bet you're wondering how I knew,
Why my packets never made it through,
With some other peer I was sharin' files,
Between the two of us Comcast was runnin' wild,
Reset me by surprise (reset by surprise),
I'm afraid, From the R-I-Double-A, Don'tcha know,
I heard it through the Sandvine.I know a geek ain't supposed to cry,
Not much bandwidth's gonna be mine.
Oh, I heard it through the Sandvine...
Oh, I'm just about to lose my mind,
Honey, honey, yeah...
But these fears I can't hold inside,
Losin' the 'net and it's neutrality,
Yeah, it means that much to me,
You coulda told me (you coulda told) yourself,
That you're forgin' packets for someone else,
Instead I heard it through the Sandvine...People say "Believe half of what you see,
Not much bandwidth's gonna be mine.
Oh, I heard it through the Sandvine...
Oh, I'm just about to lose my mind,
Honey, honey, yeah...
Son, and none of what you hear",
But my router's mighty confused,
So if it's true, please tell me dear,
Do you want (do you want) to make me go,
Back to the ISP (and USENET feed) I used before,
Or should I drop packets from your Sandvine...
Plenty bandwidth's gonna be mine.
Oh, I don't listen to your Sandvine...
MPAA's 'bout to lose its mind,
Honey, honey, yeah...